Ruby Anns Down Home Trailer Park Holiday Cookbook - Ruby Ann Boxcar

Dear Friends, A lot has happened here at the High Chaparral Trailer Park since my cookbook done took off and made me into such an international star I can't even get through the lobby of a Motel 6 no more. Like poor Ollie White who got suspended from her school cafeteria job on account of those nude photos on the Internet. I will personally never feel the same about hairnets again. But the most excitin' news is this here book - the bona fide, official guide to celebratin' all the holidays of the year in true trailer park style. We're talkin' what to cook, what to wear, what to decorate, and what to view on your big screen TV durin' such important dates of the year as Thanksgiving, Christmas, Loretta Lynn's birthday, and National Pig Day. I'll even set you straight on what's a prison holiday and what's a non-prison holiday. You're lookin' at a whole year's worth of special times, includin':

January - Don't let Elvis's birthday blow past you like a Baptist in a Revival bus. Say Love Me Tender at The King's birthday party, complete with Return to Sender Fried Cheese Balls.
1. March - Doll yourselves up for Tammy Faye Messner's birthday - Unless it falls on a weekend, this is not a prison holiday.
2. April - Hit the holiday-motherlode with April Fool's Day, Tax Day, and Easter Monday - recipes usin' reduced price Easter candy.
3. June - Float on into Pride Day - None of us are sure what this holiday's about, but Kenny and Donny have got us into celebratin' it.
4. October - Get all kinds of ideas for Mother-in-Law Day/Halloween. - We celebrate these two together since they're so close and all.
5. December - And what would Christmas be without Sister Bertha's Jesus, Mary and Joseph Jalapeno Dip?

Now I know that findin' this much joy by markin' special days every month is hard for some of you to get behind. To that, I say you have never seen the smile that can come to a small child's face as he partakes in National Aviation Day while his daddy sets off illegal fireworks and his momma whips up Ambrosia Salad. Y'all that's without sin can cast the first stone. Whatever that means. Happy Holidayin! Ruby Ann Boxcar.

Soft Cover. 278 Pages.